January 2010
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STORY: BY BSCHH
It was the first dayday of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like so i was like and he was like so i was like . i wasn’t allowed to eat the banana. ~~~~~~~~~ 1 hour later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i finnally got to school and was like and i walked into my classroom...
it's my birthdayy
YES
Me and my mommy are going to buy the mac version of Age Of The Empires.
I AM SO EXCITED.
50 Merciful Ways to Dump Someone
youmaybeoffended:
supercoven:
by Ellen Copperfield 50. “Magnum P.I. did not refer to a magnum condom. We are done.”
49. Have him find some pro-Hitler material in your purse
48. coat your entire body with toothpaste before falling asleep
47. “I’ve been letting you win at facebook scrabble for the last seventeen games”
46. “Sometimes I wish you were half-Asian” if that doesn’t work, up the...
um
i am not feelin so good this morning. going to the dentist then court. woo hoo.
WHO PUT THE DEAD BIRD IN MY MAILBOX?
a) how did you get into my mailbox in the first place, it is locked
b) did you kill the birð
c) it died horribly, that much was clear
d) you’re psycho
e) do i know you
f) if i do know you i don’t want to know you
g) if i don’t know you, what did i do to inspire you to put a dead bird in my mailbox
h) I don’t know how to disinfect a mailbox from a dead bird, i’m...
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Is it weird that every 6 or so months I make a list of my 5 favorite people, and my 5 least favorite?
Christmas Mixes Part 2 :) →
ache:
Two mixes - one for snowy Christmases and one for us Aussies dying in the heat during this Christmas. Merry Christmas again buddies.
“skanks don’t get cold, they’re like a bottle of vodka;...”
– Demi
Yes
All wrapping for my family is done, my room is a mess and i’m listening to christmas music. :)
Happy Holidays!
jakeandamir:
